Selena: [smiles] so what did I miss?
Demi: you tell me.
Selena: [laughs] I actually just came back from a really important meeting.
Ashley: really what happened?
Selena: I got hungry.
[they all laugh]
Selena: ooh before I forget [takes out the tickets] these are for you guys. [hands them each a ticket] its for my fashion show tomorrow night
Alyson: omg and Im invited?
Selena: sure [smiles] youre a part of our group now. [smiles]
Demi: I have backstage pass and I get to go to the after party.
Miley: lucky.
Ashley: [sees the jocks come over] heads up. Brainless boys coming
Alyson: [giggles] nice saying.
Nick: hey thanks for reading my private blogs.
Selena: [stands up] [gives him the ticket] give this to your girlfriend. Maybe now shell see who she was really talking to
Nick: what?
Selena: [looks at him] Im gonna quote a song. Wanting you, to be wanting me. no that aint no way to be. How I feel, read my lips, because Im so over.. moving on, its my time, you never were a friend of mine. Hurt at first, a little bit, but now Im so over. Im so over it [walks away hitting his shoulder]
[everyone standing there shocked.]
Selena: [gets a text message on her way out of the cafateria: photo shoots are both been moved up today so I need you and you male model here in 30 minutes for hair and makeup] crap. [turns around] do me a favor guys but I need Nick asap.
Nick: so you tell me off and now you need me??
Selena: fine I guess I have to do the photoshoots with um [looks around the room]
Nick: me now let’s go.
Selena: [pulls him]

AT THE PHOTOSHOOT
Selena: (come out with her hair all curly with a Victoria secret panties and a push up bra but a robe is on.)
Nick: [in a collar shirt, tie, and suit pants]
photographer: okay Selena this shot is in the elevator and I want you to grab on his tie like you want something more. Just make it sexy and make it have sexual appeal.
Selena: (turns to her hair and make up people] all good?
[they nod]
Selena: [takes off her robe]
Nick: woah.
Selena: [leans against him and starts tugging his tie and looks into the camera]
Nick: [whispers: can we do something special after this?]
Selena: no. [does a another pose]

AFTER THE VICTORIA SECRET SHOTS
Photographer: Selena that was just amazing ! I have no idea what to choose.
Selena: um do you guys know where I’m taking my maxium shoot?
Nick: you got into maxium?
Selena: honey your looking at number 15 on the maxium hot 100.
Photographer: actually it’s right here. I’m the photographer for that one too.
Selena: okay well Nick you can look at the picture while I do wardrobe and makeup and hair and all these girly things. [walks back to the bathroom]
Nick: wow she’s really hot isn’t she?
Photographer: if she stays in this business, she could get the front cover of so many magazines. (shows nicks a picture) Im planning to put this on the cover [shows Selenas arms wrapped around nicks neck and leaning against him]
Nick: god that one is really sexy. Mine getting me a copy?
Photographer: [prints out a poster board one for Nick, a wallet pic, and a regular size one] if I were. You, I would keep her on strong.

10 MINUTES LATER
Selena: [comes out wearing a medium length strapless dress with her hair All straightened.] let’s do this.
[ they start doing the photo shoot]

AFTER THE PHOTOSHOOT
Selena: [ driving back to school] so what’s that?
Nick: um nothing just a picture. [smirks]
Selena: did you have fun?
Nick: did you know you extremely hot on pictures?
Selena: um idk? But I should really get you back to everyone. Thanks again.
Nick: [looks at his phone] new message.
Selena: ooh thats cool.
Nick: [thinks: its from Miranda. Urgh] [text message: nick. I came early so where are you? Im at your school right now. Cant wait to see you] [texts back: Im on my way back right now][push sends]
Selena: [gets to the school and parks][gets out of the car] well thanks again. Um you should really get to your football practice.

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Black beauty in bedroom

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EXCITEN UPSKIRT AND HIDDEN PANTS

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i do NOT own anything! and just because this is pg 13 doesnt mean that it isnt intresting
~~~~~

+Demi takes Vanessa to the airport and they hug
goodbye. Vanessa gets on the plane and Demi
is driving home. At midnight she gets a text from
Miley: “Hey, come over dress up in a costume”
Demi wears this http://www.polyvore.com/untitled/set?id=7470049
Demi drives over to Miley’s
rings the door bell.. and the door opens.+
Demi: He- .. hi jake
Jake: Did you miss me?
Demi: Nope not really, where’s miley?
Jake: She’s over at selena’s
Demi: Oh okay i guess ill head on over there
Jake: Dem, wait..
Demi: Woah.. you never call me dem
Jake: Because I just want to ask you something
Demi: Okay sure?
Jake: …i dont know how to ask this..
Demi: Awh, just say it!
Jake: …Will you..
Demi: Will I.. have sex with you?
Jake: Oh no. Will you ask vanessa to come over.
(demi rolls her eyes)
Jake: What! Your my big sis, i wouldnt bang you.
Demi: ..thanks, little bro
Jake: But let’s remember whose older
Demi: Or who’s more mature?
Jake: I think that’s a tie
Demi: Haha, oh and Vanessa is with her mom
Jake: Oh okay
Demi: Yeah she’s gonna be there for awhile
like a year maybe..
Jake: What!?
Demi: She just wanted to take a break
Jake: From wha- .. is it me?
Demi is thinking: {it’s becuase of you alright..}
Demi: Oh no not at all
Jake: Okay good, well can you give me her number?
Demi: My phone is dead, sorry. Well Okay BYE!
(demi leaves quickly and drives off)

+Demi goes over to Selena’s, she texts Miley.
Demi’s text: I’m here at sel’s
Miley: Good(: the door isnt locked.
Demi opens the door and music is blasting in
her ears, Miley is talking to some “hott” girls+
Demi: Oh hi
Miley: Hey
Demi: No one is wearing a costume?
(miley and demi walk over a bit so the girls dont hear)
Miley: Yeah, state the obvious..
Demi: But i thought this was a costume party
Miley: Well your not wearing one so why
would you care and why arent you wearing one!?
Demi: It’s in the car..
Miley: That’s a lie.
Demi: You lied too, Miley I’ve known you for a loooong
time I know how you are.
Miley: How i am?
Demi: Yeah. You know well how you are.
And who you really are.
Miley: A slut? Yeah i know…
Demi: Pfft no! Your a bitch.
(miley pushes her and demi pushes miley back
then miley pushes her back harder then demi
pushes her to the ground. everyone starts
watching them)
Some guy: Change the music!
(”Tell Me Something I Don’t Know” by Selena Gomez)
+Selena in the kitchen talking to Cole+
Selena: Ohmygosh! i love this song!!
Party People: YEAH! WHOOO!
(cheering and yelling)
Party People: TAKE IT OFF!
Selena: What the crap?
(selena and cole go out into her living room
and selena sees a lot of people with
thier phones and cameras out and circled around
something. selena pushes people out of the way and
sees miley and demi on top of each other;
miley is slapping and pulling hair while demi
is kicking and punching)
Some guy: SOAK THEM!
(then two guys run back with and
dumps a big bowl of water)
(party people scream and cheer!)
(demi punches the out of miley)
Selena: SOMEONE BREAK IT UP!
(cole goes over and picks up demi
but shes still kicking her legs)
(miley gets up and grabs hold of
demi’s hair and kicks her)
Selena: MILEY! STOP!!!
(miley throws her fist at selenas stomach)
(then demi shrugs cole off)
Demi: BITCH!
(demi punches miley in the face and
slams her against the wall)
(while cole helps selena up and
over to the upstairs bathroom)
Some guy: OHHH!
(demi stands there)
Demi: Learn how to fight, BITCH!
Party People: OOOHH!!
(miley gets up and pulls demi’s
hair and is kicking her)
(mileys foot goes up again until
demi grabs hold of it)
(miley is hopping on one foot now
and HOLDing onto demi’s hair)
(miley loses her grip and falls back)
(demi gets back on miley punching
her face in)

—-

OH SNAP. answer these please!
1. Who is gonna win the fight?
2. What are they gonna do next?
3. Will the cops show up?
4. What is “Colena” gonna do?
5.

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2012: THE RETURN OF CAMELOT

– DAVID WILCOCK’s wonderful and inspired closing presentation at the Project Camelot Awake and Aware Conference, Los Angeles, 20 September 2009.

– A note of apology: we did the best we could with the colorizing of the video. The lighting conditions for the camera were very poor (David preferred the conference room lights turned right down so as to emphasize his slide presentation). The value of the content, of course, is unaffected

PROJECT CAMELOT
http://projectcamelot.org

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Who put that silly camera there?

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This is a re-upload, with a few extra verses added, and a little better sound balance.

Lyrics:
When I say that I like you
It isn’t meant in a creepy way

When I say that I want to be with you
It doesn’t mean every second of every day.
Which would include in the bathroom, and that’s just wierd.

When I say it would be nice
To be with you more often
It doesn’t mean that when you die
I’d bury myself with you in the coffin
’cause that’s just.. creepy

When I tell you I
Don’t want to be alone
It doesn’t mean I’ll be the guy
Who always follows you home

From a distance. Wearing a dusguise.
Trust me, it wasn’t me that one time

Cause

I’m not a stalker
I’m not a creepy guy
I might seem a little awkward but I try
Not to be

I’m not a creep
I don’t watch you while you sleep
’cause that’s just wierd.

If I say
That you look really nice
It doesn’t mean that in my mind
I’m thinking of a vice

If I tell you
That I like your face
It doesn’t mean that I
Use photoshop to paste it onto other people’s faces
..in provocative positions

If you see me
Eating a croisont
It doesn’t mean I’m into all French things
Like manager trois

Cause I’m not.

When I say
‘I hope to see you soon’
It doesn’t mean I’ve gone
And hidden cameras in your room

cause
I’m not a stalker
I’m not a creepy guy
I might seem a little awkward but I try
Not to be

I’m not a creep
I don’t watch you while you sleep
’cause that’s just wierd.

A stalker is like a driver
Who talks on their cell phone
When you yell stop at them they’re gonna keep on goin’
..and possibly kill you

kill you now those stalkers gonna kill you gonna follow you to your house and burn it down

Creepy guys are like
Kidney stones
When you pass them you can’t help but groan

A stalker is like
President Barack
You see them everywhere

A stalker is like a guy
Who listens to gangsta rap
You can always tell which car is theirs…
it goes
[beat box]
break it down

I’m not a stalker just because you see me walkin and the person who I’m walkin with is twenty feet in front of me
Don’t wanna be the guy who never looks you in the eye but always stares accross at you a little bit unnervingly
I’m standin in the corner, I’m not a conformer not a loner stoner droner telephoner thunder stormer
Not a stalker not a creeper, window peeper don’t be hatin on the bro with the fro mother bleeper

That rap
Was crap
But that’s OK cause I’m not black

I’m not a stalker
I’m not a creepy guy
I might seem a little awkward but I try
Not to be

I’m not a creep
I don’t watch you while you sleep
’cause that’s just wierd.

And I don’t mean weird as in a lady with a beard
I mean weird like someone dating eight-year olds

That kind of weird

I’m not a stalker
I’m not a creepy guy
I might seem a little awkward but I try
Not to be

I’m not a creep
I don’t watch you while you sleep
’cause that’s just wierd.

And I’m not that wierd
I hope

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