Jessica (WWWXXXZZZ81) Kim (kimbernutfordavidnjohn) Michelle (hikara9864) Shannie (fmlkrules) Elizabeth (HSMrox0000)
If anyone else wants to be an agent just comment and tell me your name. Enjoy.

Demi: Dont worry Joe. Im almost done here. Then Ill come back.
*two weeks later*
Demi: (waiting at a cafe)
*a bunch of people walk in*
Demi: Good your here.
Ashley [Greene]: Sorry were late.
Megan [fox]: Yeah its kind of hard to get away from them without getting them suspicious.
Demi: Its ok.
Sara [Paxton]: So when are we ending this thing?
Emma [Roberts]: Soon I hope.
JoJo: Yeah its been a year and a half already. I want to go home.
Demi: We all want to end this. Where are the rest?
Ashley [Greene]: They are all coming with Emily.
Demi: Thats strange its not like her to be late.
Emma [Roberts]: She is like the boss so she does need a really good excuse to leave.
Emily: (walks in with all the other agents) Sorry Im late I had trouble thinking of a good excuse and we had to wait for the guys.
Taylor: Sorry but we have to look good for the ladies.
Demi: The ladies you see at this table are the only ladies your gonna be seeing for a while.
Jesse: Yeah, yeah.
Channing [Tatum]: At least their all beautiful.
Taylor: Yeah all of them.
Girls: (Giggles)
Demi: Anyone thirsty?
Everyone: Yeah!
Demi: Ok. Waiter!
Waiter: What can I get you?
Demi: What do you guys want?
*everyone places their orders*
Waiter: Ok coming right up. (smiles and walks away)
*an hour later*
Demi: Excuse me.
Josie [Lopez]: Where are you going?
Demi: Bathroom. (gets up and walks away)
*with Joe*
Joe: Im sure he knows where she is.
Nick: Even if he does know where she is what are you going to do? She said shes safe and she left because she wanted to get away from here maybe she wanted to get away from you.
Joe: No something is going on.
Nick: How do you know that? What if she left because she wanted to start over? Do you know how hard it is if you dont remember anything or anyone and people tell you their your brother and sister and father and you dont know if its true. Its not easy.
Joe: You know where she is dont you?
Nick: No. I dont know where she is.
Joe: Then how do you know so much?
Nick: Because it happened to me.
Joe: What?
Nick: Nothing. Just go find out where she is if thats what you want.
Joe: (walks up to agent 23) Hey man.
23: Um… hi.
Joe: I need some help finding someone.
23: Sure man who is it?
Joe: 49.
23: I cant do that.
Joe: Why not?
23: The chief gave me orders.
Joe: Well lets break the rules just this once.
23: No.
Joe: Well then I have a little secret to tell.
23: You know?
Joe: Yes. Now show me where she is and nobody hears anything.
23: Fine. (looks where she is and hacks into the security cameras) There she is.
Joe: (watching)
*in the bathroom*
Demi: (fixes her hair and puts on lip gloss) Ok. (walks out and gasps)
Tony: (grabs her and presses her against the wall) Surprised to see me?
Girl: (walks out of the bathroom and looks at Demi with a should-I-get-help look)
Demi: (smiles) Of course Im surprised. Tony what are you doing here?
Tony: (looks behind him at the girl)
Girl: (walks away quickly)
Tony: Im looking for someone.
Demi: (trying to get loose) Who?
Tony: Youre little friend. Erin.
Demi: What do you want with her?
Tony: Oh just kill her.
Demi: She did nothing to you! Why do you want to kill her?
Tony: Because shes a friend of yours.
Demi: If you come anywhere near her I will tie you up and pluck out one of your hairs every 30 seconds until there are none left. Then Ill kill you.
Tony: All talk no action. Youre just a little girl.
Demi: I could kill you right here.
Tony: We both know you cant do that.
Demi: Why not?
Tony: Because youre trapped by your cover. A normal girl cant do anything to me.
Demi: (pushes him away from her)
Tony: I said you cant do anything to me. I didnt say Im done with you. (presses her against the wall hard and grabs her throat)
Demi: (cant breath) (Tried to scream but she cant breath) Help. (It was only a whisper)
Joe: (watching on the computer) No! Demi! (grips the chair really hard)
*with the others*
Megan [fox]: Im gonna stand outside.
Emily: You know we are supposed to stay together. Just wait Demi should be back any minute now.
Channing [Tatum]: (walks to the girl that came out of the bathroom 2 minutes ago) Hi.
Girl: Hi.
Channing [Tatum]: You just came out of the bathroom. Right?
Girl: Yeah why?
Channing [Tatum]: Did you see a girl with dark brown hair and a pink shirt?
Girl: Yeah she was there with some guy.
Channing: Did he do anything?
Girl: Not to me. She was against the wall and he was standing against her. I think his name is Tony.
Channing: Shit! (runs to the bathrooms)
Taylor and Jesse: (runs after him)

ARE THEY TO LATE TO SAVE HER? WHAT IS JOE GONNA DO NOW THAT HE KNOWS WHERE SHE IS? WHAT IS NICKS STORY? FIND OUT IN THE NEXT EPISODE. COMMENT RATE AND SUBSCRIBE.

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Ok so this chapter is gonna be a little PG-13. Mostly because of the language…Sorry but i think it’ll add a little more realness to it. Wait, is that a word? LOL Today was my first day of school. I’m a junior now!! So that means i won’t be able to post that often. Maybe twice a week if i’m lucky. Sorry!!
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“New Year, Old Secret”

It was New Years Eve and everyone was invited to Denise’s beach house for the party. Kay still hasn’t told Nick about the picture. It gets harder for her as each day passes…Kay and her posse arrive in style for the party. Everybody’s having a blast dancing and drinking. But not Kay. She doesn’t want to repeat what happened in Aspen…
*Faith:(to Kay) Babe, can you get me a drink?
*Kay: Ok, but i’m mixing it. No more shots for you!
[Kay makes her way towards the refreshments table]
*Skylar: Should i get the camera ready?
*Kay: Do you want me to hurt you?!
*Skylar: Hit me babe!
*Kay: Go away you jerk! (she walks away)
*Skylar:(saluts) Yes mame!
*Denise: What was that about?
*Kay: I don’t know. He’s just drunk
*Denise: Yeah i know. So where’s Nick
*Kay: I think he’s with the boys
*Denise: Oh ok. Well let’s dance

Kay and the girls danced for a while, then Kay went to find Nick because there where 10 minutes left in the year. She was turning the corner when out of nowhere, Skylar poped out
*Kay: Sh**!! You scared me
*Skylar: Sorry princess Kay
[Kay tried making her way around him but he blocked her]
*Kay: What the hell?!
*Skylar: Let’s talk (he grabed her arm)
*Kay: No!! Let me go!
*Skylar: Come on babe (he pulled her close)
*Kay: Let me go you creep!
*Skylar: Kiss me. You know you want to
Skylar pulled her even closer to kiss her but Kay managed to break her arm free and she slapped him. Hard.
*Skylar: You bitch!

Kay ran towards the bathroom and started to cry. After a few minutes, she rinsed her face. As she was toweling off, she heard a big commotion coming from the living room so Kay went out. Everyone’s phones where out and all eyes were on her as she reached to living room
*Kay: What’s going on?

Nobody said anything. They all just stared at her. Someone to her right was snickering so she grabbed his phone…
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UH OH!!! What was everyone looking at??!! Find out in part 2 coming up in a few days!!

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So Stung Tour Days

NLT is finishing up and V-Factory is on deck. VFC and Menudo are in their dressing rooms. Chris was about to tell the boys his plans about what he’s going to do on stage…will he go through with it or just let the boys wait and see? Kels and Jas’s mom is going to bring the food for the girls to set up for their boys on the buses.

~on stage with NLT~
*they’re finishing up That Girl*
NLT: Crazy, Sexy, Cool. Baby you that girl…
JJ: Thank you so much for coming
Kevin: We can’t wait to meet all of you amazing fans that came out to support us
V: We love you all!
Travis: I think we should go now before we stand up here forever…*laughs*
JJ: Travis is right..
Kevin: See ya!
*they walk off stage*

~backstage~
Asher: Well boys this is it
Wes: Lets go rock the house
*they walks onstage high-fiving NLT as they go along*
Nathaniel: Hello San Diego!
Crowd: *screams*
Nikki T: Are you guys ready to party with us?
Crowd: *screams*
Jared: That’s what we thought!

~with the girls~
*they’re watching the show*
Elaine: NLT did amazing
LooLoo: My baby boy is amazing!
Ash: You guys check out V-Factory!
Kels: *drinking soda*
*on the TV screen*
Asher: I want to dedicate this song to a special lady who I’ve been spending a whole lot of time with these past couple of days and have shared a couple of intimate moments with…I can’t get her off my mind..
Wes: And who is this girl?
Asher: She knows who she is *winks at the camera*
Kels: *spits out the soda in her mouth*
KiKi: Kels! What in the world
Kels: I have to go to the bathroom *runs toward the bathroom*
LooLoo: *follows her*
S: What’s with her
Ash: That’s what I want to know!

~in the bathroom~
LooLoo: Kels what was that all about?
Kels: Asher…he was talking about me
LooLoo: How do you know?
Kels: He said he’s spent a lot of time with her…
LooLoo: Yeah and?
Kels: We went to the mall together…
LooLoo: So..
Kels: He said they shared intimate moments together…when he almost kissed me in Victoria Secret
LooLoo: He said moments that’s only one
Kels: When I was downstairs with Emma, Carlos, and JJ I got frustrated and started crying and ran off
LooLoo: And..
Kels: I ran into him and we hugged…I was going to tell him what happened when JJ came
LooLoo: O God Kels…he’s been thinking about you…do you think?
Kels: Think what?

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hey there reader its hahadisneylove and hilaryduffgal. gotta give credit to jenny for this episode. sub to our channels. kay so here we go.
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Selena’s Pov:
i walked into school this morning, it was damp cold and wet outside, another reason to dread going to school,
i walked to my locker, witch was dreadingly by miley cyrus, her and her posie were strolling towards me,

Mileys Pov:
I gazed forward to see selena. taylor and demi were by my side. i bit my tounge as aproached her.
i fake glared at her and she just kind of stood there, “take a picture it lasts longer” i splurted out. selena bit her lip and looked at me “my camera is proof thank you very much” selean replied as she walked to the cafeteria.
“who the does she think she is?” taylor asked,
“i duno…” i shruged. shuts locker walkes to cafeteria.

Selena’s Pov:
I sighed, and grabbed my lunch, i walked around looking for somewhere to sit, i walked past miley’s table. she was sitting with the cheerleaders and jocks suprise suprise…i have to admit…she was on top of it all. i mean she was head cheer leader. all the boys liked her even some of the girls. sadly though she was a bitch,

Miley’s Pov:
i looked back and to see her coming, “trip her” Taylor whispered in my ear, i bit my lip i didnt want to but i had to. she walked closer and just like that i stuck out my foot and she went down. everyone started laughing,

Selena’s Pov:
i fell to the floor, it hurt alot….i should have expected it..people were all crowding around laughing i just wanted to go curl up and die but out of no where miley got up “thats enough!” she grabbed my arm helping me into the girls bathroom.. i was stunned..
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2. should we keep going.
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“Ohhhh”. Selena said. “What?” Nick asked her. “You know I think its Joes dad”. Selena said matter-of-factly. “How do you know.” Nick asked her Blankley. “Well he was screaming dad in his sleep”. she said rolling her eyes at nick. “We are slow.” Nick said. Selena nodded and they did a handshake (You know like Stella and Joes handshake on JONAS)
(Monday at school)
Selena and Nick slowly walked into the front office “You sure this isnt a drastic plan.” Nick asked Selena. “You guys need some alone time.” Selena smiled. They slowly walked up to the front desk. “Can we speak with Mr. Taylor.” Selena asked. The sectary just nodded. Selena and Nick went into the empty office “Its empty”. Nick said. “Of course everyday he goes to the teacher lounge grabs a cupcake eats it in the bathroom goes back and takes about ten more.” She smiled. “But He has ALL the passes.” Selena smiled she grabbed a pass and quickly wrote a pass. Now we need to see what class Joe is in, She said typing something in the computer He is in Mrs. Sylers class. Selena said. I dont know what scares me the most sneaking into a teachers office or the point you know what your doing. Nick said silently. Selena smiled. They walked to the class Selena knocked on the door. Come in. The teacher yelled. Selena stepped in Joe was at the back of the class with his hood up. Joe the teacher needs to see you, you wont be coming back to school. Selena smiled. Joe nervously got up Uh.Okay. He said. Joe walked in the hall when Nick and Selena stopped him. You have some explaining to do. Nick said. A lot. Selena finished. Joe looked at both of them Mrs.. Joe went to say. Quickly Selena pulled out some duck tape and stuck it on his mouth. Where in the did you get that! Nick whispered. I took it just in case, going to be a good boy Joey. Selena asked him. Joe looked at them neourvsly. We know about your dad Joe. nick sighed. Joe tried to run but Selena grabbed his arm. I also have some rope. she said. Grabbing it out of her bag and wrapping it around his legs and wrist. Holy CRAP!! Nick said How prepared are you. Nick asked. Very, I think I even grabbed my mom tazer. She said. (Her moms a cop). Lets ditch this place, huh? Selena smiled. But Joe cant walk with rope tied around him. Nick said. Whimp. Selena said. She grabbed his legs and Nick grabbed his head looking In to his chocolate brown eyes again, they were soft and scared. Its okay. He mouthed. A teacher came down the hall Hey! What are you guys doing? The teacher yelled. Were making a movie for journalism. Selena said quickly obviously shes done it before. Oh okay have fun kids. The teacher said smiling. Stupid teachers. Selena mumbled the took Joe outside. Mmmphphhmph. Joe tried to say. Selena sighed and ripped off the duck tap dropping his head. Owww. Joe said Why didnt you guys just talk to me in the hall. Joe whined. Cause that would be the easy way. Selena said. They went to Selenas car and drove off. Where are we going. Joe asked. My moms cabin she goes out there to track down freaks its nice and a good place to talk. Selena said turning. You know there is cameras in the school they saw everything you did. Joe said. What?? Nicks said. Oh well. Selena said. They finally reached the cabin, Selena untied Joe. You guys have fun, alone, dont do anything aunt Selly wouldnt do now. She smirked. Joe and Nick walked into the Cabin Joe slowly behind. Wellwhy did you yank me out of school. Joe said sharply. I wanted to tell you something and ask you something. Nick said. What? Joe asked softly. I love you. Nick said. Joe stood there in disbelief and I know what your dad does to you. Nick said kindly
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Selena: [smiles] so what did I miss?
Demi: you tell me.
Selena: [laughs] I actually just came back from a really important meeting.
Ashley: really what happened?
Selena: I got hungry.
[they all laugh]
Selena: ooh before I forget [takes out the tickets] these are for you guys. [hands them each a ticket] its for my fashion show tomorrow night
Alyson: omg and Im invited?
Selena: sure [smiles] youre a part of our group now. [smiles]
Demi: I have backstage pass and I get to go to the after party.
Miley: lucky.
Ashley: [sees the jocks come over] heads up. Brainless boys coming
Alyson: [giggles] nice saying.
Nick: hey thanks for reading my private blogs.
Selena: [stands up] [gives him the ticket] give this to your girlfriend. Maybe now shell see who she was really talking to
Nick: what?
Selena: [looks at him] Im gonna quote a song. Wanting you, to be wanting me. no that aint no way to be. How I feel, read my lips, because Im so over.. moving on, its my time, you never were a friend of mine. Hurt at first, a little bit, but now Im so over. Im so over it [walks away hitting his shoulder]
[everyone standing there shocked.]
Selena: [gets a text message on her way out of the cafateria: photo shoots are both been moved up today so I need you and you male model here in 30 minutes for hair and makeup] crap. [turns around] do me a favor guys but I need Nick asap.
Nick: so you tell me off and now you need me??
Selena: fine I guess I have to do the photoshoots with um [looks around the room]
Nick: me now let’s go.
Selena: [pulls him]

AT THE PHOTOSHOOT
Selena: (come out with her hair all curly with a Victoria secret panties and a push up bra but a robe is on.)
Nick: [in a collar shirt, tie, and suit pants]
photographer: okay Selena this shot is in the elevator and I want you to grab on his tie like you want something more. Just make it sexy and make it have sexual appeal.
Selena: (turns to her hair and make up people] all good?
[they nod]
Selena: [takes off her robe]
Nick: woah.
Selena: [leans against him and starts tugging his tie and looks into the camera]
Nick: [whispers: can we do something special after this?]
Selena: no. [does a another pose]

AFTER THE VICTORIA SECRET SHOTS
Photographer: Selena that was just amazing ! I have no idea what to choose.
Selena: um do you guys know where I’m taking my maxium shoot?
Nick: you got into maxium?
Selena: honey your looking at number 15 on the maxium hot 100.
Photographer: actually it’s right here. I’m the photographer for that one too.
Selena: okay well Nick you can look at the picture while I do wardrobe and makeup and hair and all these girly things. [walks back to the bathroom]
Nick: wow she’s really hot isn’t she?
Photographer: if she stays in this business, she could get the front cover of so many magazines. (shows nicks a picture) Im planning to put this on the cover [shows Selenas arms wrapped around nicks neck and leaning against him]
Nick: god that one is really sexy. Mine getting me a copy?
Photographer: [prints out a poster board one for Nick, a wallet pic, and a regular size one] if I were. You, I would keep her on strong.

10 MINUTES LATER
Selena: [comes out wearing a medium length strapless dress with her hair All straightened.] let’s do this.
[ they start doing the photo shoot]

AFTER THE PHOTOSHOOT
Selena: [ driving back to school] so what’s that?
Nick: um nothing just a picture. [smirks]
Selena: did you have fun?
Nick: did you know you extremely hot on pictures?
Selena: um idk? But I should really get you back to everyone. Thanks again.
Nick: [looks at his phone] new message.
Selena: ooh thats cool.
Nick: [thinks: its from Miranda. Urgh] [text message: nick. I came early so where are you? Im at your school right now. Cant wait to see you] [texts back: Im on my way back right now][push sends]
Selena: [gets to the school and parks][gets out of the car] well thanks again. Um you should really get to your football practice.

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i do NOT own anything! and just because this is pg 13 doesnt mean that it isnt intresting
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+Demi takes Vanessa to the airport and they hug
goodbye. Vanessa gets on the plane and Demi
is driving home. At midnight she gets a text from
Miley: “Hey, come over dress up in a costume”
Demi wears this http://www.polyvore.com/untitled/set?id=7470049
Demi drives over to Miley’s
rings the door bell.. and the door opens.+
Demi: He- .. hi jake
Jake: Did you miss me?
Demi: Nope not really, where’s miley?
Jake: She’s over at selena’s
Demi: Oh okay i guess ill head on over there
Jake: Dem, wait..
Demi: Woah.. you never call me dem
Jake: Because I just want to ask you something
Demi: Okay sure?
Jake: …i dont know how to ask this..
Demi: Awh, just say it!
Jake: …Will you..
Demi: Will I.. have sex with you?
Jake: Oh no. Will you ask vanessa to come over.
(demi rolls her eyes)
Jake: What! Your my big sis, i wouldnt bang you.
Demi: ..thanks, little bro
Jake: But let’s remember whose older
Demi: Or who’s more mature?
Jake: I think that’s a tie
Demi: Haha, oh and Vanessa is with her mom
Jake: Oh okay
Demi: Yeah she’s gonna be there for awhile
like a year maybe..
Jake: What!?
Demi: She just wanted to take a break
Jake: From wha- .. is it me?
Demi is thinking: {it’s becuase of you alright..}
Demi: Oh no not at all
Jake: Okay good, well can you give me her number?
Demi: My phone is dead, sorry. Well Okay BYE!
(demi leaves quickly and drives off)

+Demi goes over to Selena’s, she texts Miley.
Demi’s text: I’m here at sel’s
Miley: Good(: the door isnt locked.
Demi opens the door and music is blasting in
her ears, Miley is talking to some “hott” girls+
Demi: Oh hi
Miley: Hey
Demi: No one is wearing a costume?
(miley and demi walk over a bit so the girls dont hear)
Miley: Yeah, state the obvious..
Demi: But i thought this was a costume party
Miley: Well your not wearing one so why
would you care and why arent you wearing one!?
Demi: It’s in the car..
Miley: That’s a lie.
Demi: You lied too, Miley I’ve known you for a loooong
time I know how you are.
Miley: How i am?
Demi: Yeah. You know well how you are.
And who you really are.
Miley: A slut? Yeah i know…
Demi: Pfft no! Your a bitch.
(miley pushes her and demi pushes miley back
then miley pushes her back harder then demi
pushes her to the ground. everyone starts
watching them)
Some guy: Change the music!
(”Tell Me Something I Don’t Know” by Selena Gomez)
+Selena in the kitchen talking to Cole+
Selena: Ohmygosh! i love this song!!
Party People: YEAH! WHOOO!
(cheering and yelling)
Party People: TAKE IT OFF!
Selena: What the crap?
(selena and cole go out into her living room
and selena sees a lot of people with
thier phones and cameras out and circled around
something. selena pushes people out of the way and
sees miley and demi on top of each other;
miley is slapping and pulling hair while demi
is kicking and punching)
Some guy: SOAK THEM!
(then two guys run back with and
dumps a big bowl of water)
(party people scream and cheer!)
(demi punches the out of miley)
Selena: SOMEONE BREAK IT UP!
(cole goes over and picks up demi
but shes still kicking her legs)
(miley gets up and grabs hold of
demi’s hair and kicks her)
Selena: MILEY! STOP!!!
(miley throws her fist at selenas stomach)
(then demi shrugs cole off)
Demi: BITCH!
(demi punches miley in the face and
slams her against the wall)
(while cole helps selena up and
over to the upstairs bathroom)
Some guy: OHHH!
(demi stands there)
Demi: Learn how to fight, BITCH!
Party People: OOOHH!!
(miley gets up and pulls demi’s
hair and is kicking her)
(mileys foot goes up again until
demi grabs hold of it)
(miley is hopping on one foot now
and HOLDing onto demi’s hair)
(miley loses her grip and falls back)
(demi gets back on miley punching
her face in)

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OH SNAP. answer these please!
1. Who is gonna win the fight?
2. What are they gonna do next?
3. Will the cops show up?
4. What is “Colena” gonna do?
5.

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This is a re-upload, with a few extra verses added, and a little better sound balance.

Lyrics:
When I say that I like you
It isn’t meant in a creepy way

When I say that I want to be with you
It doesn’t mean every second of every day.
Which would include in the bathroom, and that’s just wierd.

When I say it would be nice
To be with you more often
It doesn’t mean that when you die
I’d bury myself with you in the coffin
’cause that’s just.. creepy

When I tell you I
Don’t want to be alone
It doesn’t mean I’ll be the guy
Who always follows you home

From a distance. Wearing a dusguise.
Trust me, it wasn’t me that one time

Cause

I’m not a stalker
I’m not a creepy guy
I might seem a little awkward but I try
Not to be

I’m not a creep
I don’t watch you while you sleep
’cause that’s just wierd.

If I say
That you look really nice
It doesn’t mean that in my mind
I’m thinking of a vice

If I tell you
That I like your face
It doesn’t mean that I
Use photoshop to paste it onto other people’s faces
..in provocative positions

If you see me
Eating a croisont
It doesn’t mean I’m into all French things
Like manager trois

Cause I’m not.

When I say
‘I hope to see you soon’
It doesn’t mean I’ve gone
And hidden cameras in your room

cause
I’m not a stalker
I’m not a creepy guy
I might seem a little awkward but I try
Not to be

I’m not a creep
I don’t watch you while you sleep
’cause that’s just wierd.

A stalker is like a driver
Who talks on their cell phone
When you yell stop at them they’re gonna keep on goin’
..and possibly kill you

kill you now those stalkers gonna kill you gonna follow you to your house and burn it down

Creepy guys are like
Kidney stones
When you pass them you can’t help but groan

A stalker is like
President Barack
You see them everywhere

A stalker is like a guy
Who listens to gangsta rap
You can always tell which car is theirs…
it goes
[beat box]
break it down

I’m not a stalker just because you see me walkin and the person who I’m walkin with is twenty feet in front of me
Don’t wanna be the guy who never looks you in the eye but always stares accross at you a little bit unnervingly
I’m standin in the corner, I’m not a conformer not a loner stoner droner telephoner thunder stormer
Not a stalker not a creeper, window peeper don’t be hatin on the bro with the fro mother bleeper

That rap
Was crap
But that’s OK cause I’m not black

I’m not a stalker
I’m not a creepy guy
I might seem a little awkward but I try
Not to be

I’m not a creep
I don’t watch you while you sleep
’cause that’s just wierd.

And I don’t mean weird as in a lady with a beard
I mean weird like someone dating eight-year olds

That kind of weird

I’m not a stalker
I’m not a creepy guy
I might seem a little awkward but I try
Not to be

I’m not a creep
I don’t watch you while you sleep
’cause that’s just wierd.

And I’m not that wierd
I hope

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Oren Peli’s Paranormal Activity is an ode to the fear we share at some certain points in our lives at the noises and creaks of the silent nights at home. We follow the lives of Katie played by Katie Featherston and Micah played by Micah Sloat, a young couple settling down in their lovely home in San Diego, California. But all is not well in their sunny abode, Katie has a dark dark secret she has to tell, and evil secret. She explains to Micah of her past as a child being haunted by something unknown as a child and then her home being mysteriously burned down. This story does not phase the alpha male character Micah, as a skeptic and meat head, he buys a camera with half his paycheck to lay the idea of something being wrong in their new home to wrest. His award-winning idea is to set his camera up in their master bedroom while they are asleep to watching any stirring in their home at the dead of night. What is to be seen by the lens of their camera is chronicling of a nightmare living in the shadows of the night.

This film plays off of darkness and camera angle so well, the positioning of that camera in their master bedroom is just creepy. The angle shows us Micah and Katie’s bed, but more importantly it shows the staircase and all the way down the hall into the dark bathroom which is a huge playing field for spooky things to happen. Seeing shadows of something that isn’t there briefly is just hair raising freaky. What is great is that these characters wake up in the middle of the night to see shadows here and there and flip out which is something anyone can relate to. Anyone who said “Holy shit, what was that” at a shadow will love the thrill of that creepy tension seeing a slow moving shadow creeping right up to Katie and Micah. What worked great with the darkness and camera angle was the audio in this film which was amazing!

The audio in this film ranges from spine tingling silence that builds unbelievable amounts of tension to the horrific sounds of the thing haunting the young couple. I mean this thing does not sound like some ghost going “boo!” like he is being paid minimum wage to do it, this thing sounds like it is bellowing from hell. From complete silence to hearing walking off in the distance, getting slowly closer and then hearing right at the top of the stairs is bone chilling. It is so creepy because you see nothing, then hear a grumble from something that is there but isn’t. Hearing a little tip tap and a rustling here and there is jarring in a film that plays off of utter silence like this. One strange thing to note which plays into the silence is the fact that the theater didn’t super dim the lighting in the theater like normal, they shut off all the lights in the theater to promote a claustrophobic feeling in the theaters. The best way to describe all of this is that this film plays off the age-old fear of the dark.

Are You Afraid of the Dark? If you are Katie and Micah, you are right you need to fear the dark, that dark, eat some caffeine so your doesn’t get up! But I digress, this film’s shining success is the way it played off of my childhood fears of the dark. My personal fear of murders in the closet and corpses under my bed and psychos tapping on the outside of my window all came flooding back to me watching this film because of the shadow and sounds effects used. The thing is when I was a child, those fears were not real, for these characters it was real, their fears and reason for taping the night was justified. My imagination ran wild as an impressionable child watching horror movies and this film played off those insecurities as boy perfectly.

I give this film one huge thumb up for being a nightmare of a film, people should not have to live with this amount of terror, but the main characters Micah and Katie did and I watched their horror and gained some for myself. Watching this movie with friends is great, I expect that if I wasn’t in a packed theater, this film would have been even more terrifying.

Duration : 0:5:58

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Genre: Comedy Romance

Plot:
At a high-school party, four friends (Jim, Kevin, Finch, and Oz) find that losing their collective virginity isn’t as easy as they had thought. But they still believe that they need to do so before college. To motivate themselves, they enter a pact to try to be the first to “score.” And of course, the senior prom is their last best chance. As the fateful date draws near, the boys wonder who among them will get lucky. More importantly, do they really want to do it at all?

Starring: Jason Biggs, Chris Klein, Natasha Lyonne, Thomas Ian Nicholas, Tara Reid, Mena Suvari, Eugene Levy.

Cast & Roles: Jason Biggs as Jim Levenstein, Chris Klein as Chris ‘Oz’ Ostreicher, Thomas Ian Nicholas as Kevin Myers, Alyson Hannigan as Michelle Flaherty, Shannon Elizabeth as Nadia, Tara Reid as Victoria ‘Vicky’ Lathum, Eddie Kaye Thomas as Paul Finch, Seann William Scott as Steve Stifler, Eugene Levy as Jim’s Dad, Natasha Lyonne as Jessica, Mena Suvari as Heather, Jennifer Coolidge as Stifler’s Mom, Chris Owen as Chuck Sherman, Eric Lively as Albert, Clyde Kusatsu as English Teacher, Christina Milian as Band Member, Woody Schultz as Party Guy, Eden Riegel as Sarah, the Sophomore Chick, Justin Isfeld as Justin, ‘MILF’ Guy #1, John Cho as John, ‘MILF’ Guy #2, Travis Cody Aimer as Computer Nerd, Daniel Spink as Guy with Monkey, James DeBello as Enthusiastic Guy, Hilary Angelo as Girl Holding Out and Jillian Bach as Bathroom Girl.

Directed by Paul Weitz and Chris Weitz. Produced by Chris Moore and Chris Weitz. Written by Adam Herz. Music by David Lawrence.

Duration : 0:9:58

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