I wish I could give YOU 10 points!

The most I can do is give you a big thumbs up… which I am just about to do.

Keep fighting the mad fight… and telling US about it!
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> 15 things a man can do at Wal-Mart — while his wife is taking her damned sweet time:

>01. Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in people’s carts when they aren’t looking.

>02. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5 minute intervals.

>03. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest-rooms.

>04. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone: ‘Code 3 in Housewares’ . . . and see what happens.

>05. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M’s on lay-away.

>06. Move a ‘CAUTION – WET FLOOR’ sign to a carpeted area.

>07. Set-up a tent in the Camping Department — and tell other shoppers you’re sleeping over; invite them in if they bring pillows from the Bedding Department.

>08. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask: "Why can’t you people just leave me alone?"

>09. Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick your nose.

>10. While handling guns in the Hunting Department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

>11. Dart around the store suspiciously, while loudly humming the theme from "Mission Impossible."

>12. In the Auto Department, practice your "Madonna look" using different sized funnels.

>13. Hide in a clothing rack . . . and when people browse through, say: "PICK ME!!! PICK ME!!!"

>14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO!…It’s those voices again!!!"

>And last but not least:

>15. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while . . . then yell loudly: "There’s no toilet paper in here!"
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